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Read online Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism!.pdf PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism! The New York Times calls him the funniest man in America and his legions of fans agree laughing and snorting as they put his books on bestseller lists nationwide .

In b Boogers Are My Beat b Dave gives us the real scoop on .

The scientific search for the world s funniest joke you can bet it includes the word weasel RV camping in the Wal Mart parking lot Outwitting smart kitchen appliances and service contracts Elections in Florida You can t spell Florida without duh The Olympics where people from all over the world come together to accuse each other of cheating The truth about the Dakotas the Lone Ranger and feng shui The choice between death and taxes And much much more including some truths about journalism and serious thoughts about .

Dave Barry won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary in and his columns are syndicated in more than newspapers His most recent books b Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down b and the novels b Big Trouble b and b Tricky Business b were national bestsellers He lives in Miami Floriduh .

Also available as an eBook .

i From the Hardcover edition i by Dave Barry, Jeff MacNelly, Chris Cassatt, Gary Brookins

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Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism!
Title:Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism!
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ISBN:1400080762
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Number of Pages:256
Category:Humor, Non fiction, Essays
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